What Surface Sightings Have Told Us About Morphology
This
brings us to our most extensive repository of morphological data, our
treasury of eyewitness testimony. Compiling statistics for his 1976
book, Roy Mackal estimated there had been at least 10,000 reported
sightings to that point, but only about 3,000 of these had been recorded
in written form or official reports. From those he extracted 251
reports as the most useful and representative for conducting his own
analysis, and reproduced the details of those sightings in table form.
While somewhat dated by the 36 years that have passed since then, this
is still a remarkably handy resource.
Dr.
Charles Paxton of St. Andrews University is currently working on a paper
on Loch Ness sighting statistics, for which he gave a talk at Edinburgh
earlier this year. Reportedly he had also concentrated on 250 sighting
reports (at least so far) for analysis, so perhaps that is a magic
number (or at least a manageable one). In any event we look forward to
his paper.
One of the few things I bring to the table
when it comes to discussing all this is a minor background in
statistical analysis. It also means I know when I've been bettered, so
to the relief of the reader at this point, I'm not about to attempt to
duplicate, recompile or fling statistics at you. Besides, I've retired
from that line. Sufficient to the current purpose will be my own take
on the
consensus of what is contained in historical sightings,
expressed for the most part in relative terms, although some quotations
of the statistical findings of others will be noted at points critical
to the discussion.
Here we have the structural features as reported in surface sightings:
SIZE (and by inference, MASS and POPULATION)
Length
estimates from sightings range from about 9 to 60 feet, but I would
halve those few high-end reports to only 30 feet on the assumption a few
extreme cases were simply bad estimates, or cases of two animals seen
close together but mistaken for one larger specimen (an occurrence that
seems decidedly less rare the more I've reread the old reports). So a
length of 20 to 25 feet is what has been more
typically reported for surface sightings, and as we'll get too much
later a smaller range of only 15 to 20 feet for land sightings. It's
from here I make the size estimate in my earlier diagram. (I am
entirely ignoring a couple extreme outliers here. At the low end we do
have the June 1937 Smith/Considine sighting of a
trio of eel-like
animals, long-necked, four-flippered, dark grey and only 3 feet long
apiece, seen trailing their boat; perhaps baby Nessies, but these sound
more like visiting
seals to me. Then there's the occasional
mention of 100 foot multi-humped lines on the Loch we must attribute to
misidentified wakes or standing waves.)
For
estimating girth, which I'll express as the width and height of the
animal, surface sightings are less than ideal as the majority of the
body remains below the waterline. A very tiny percentage of witnesses
have reported
rolling, but were otherwise lamentably short of
providing us anatomical details! Humps reported above the waterline are
often in the range of 2 to 3 feet wide, and standing (when reported) 1
to 2 feet above water. As most of the body mass must still be below the
waterline, these animals must have large mid-bodies indeed, on the
order of 5 to 6 feet thick to account for two-foot high humps floating
above water. I've settled on the notion that they are a bit wider than
they are vertically deep, as illustrated in my earlier diagram which
I'll repeat for convenience just below. Even so these creatures must
have a deep draught; considerable mass has to occur below the waterline
to anchor the long, usually 6 foot protrusion that's occasionally raised
above water, whether you choose to call that protrusion the tail as I
do, or a long neck. While many salamanders have such stout builds, this
is a marked departure from the body shape of the three current and
recognized species of
Cryptobranchidae.
The giant salamanders of China, Japan, and North America are
longitudinally quite flat. But then they need to be to fit their
environment and life cycles, which include hiding under rocks, facing
fast river currents, and swimming upstream in mating season to reach
their spawning ponds. The river dwelling
Cryptobranchidae must
present as narrow a cross-section as possible to minimize the energy
expenditure of facing the continuous currents they live in. Permanent
residents of a deep lake, the Loch Ness Giant Salamanders have no need
of such adaptations in structure or behavior, nor do they have to fit
under rocks to remain unseen when they have hundreds of feet of peaty
water to hide under, and many feet of silt on the bottom, as opposed to
mere inches of clear water in the streams where the
Cryptobranchidae are found.
But
while not ventral-dorsally flattened, the abdomen of our creature isn't
exactly cylindrical either based on what we know of the triangularity
of the humps (see below). In my Working Morphology diagram I've
depicted a body shape modeled more on
L. axolotls than on any of the
Cryptobranchidae species. (Axolotls are highly
neotenic
aquatic salamanders, known for reaching reproductive maturity although
morphologically they remain tadpoles throughout life. This indeed
harkens us to some sighting reports, such as that of James Cameron in
1933, who saw a 14 foot long, three humped animal in Loch Ness that
"looked like a huge tadpole".)
The degree to which
salamander bodies are laterally flattened depends not just on the
species, but the type of water (still or moving) into which they are
born. Larva of the
same species develop quite different body plans dependent on whether they are hatched in stream or pond (see
diagram here),
with the pond offspring having abdomens of considerably greater
draught, along the proportions I've depicted for the Loch Ness Giant
Salamander. Hopefully without insulting any Highlanders, I would call
Loch Ness more of a pond than a river, albeit a "pond" of immense
proportions.
Based on my proposed morphology, we're looking at an animal about the size of a female
killer whale, Orcinus orca.
The female orca only range from 16 to 23 feet feet in length, but these
whales are built quite robustly, more so than our Loch Ness Giant
Salamander, which I believe would weigh well under the typical 3 to 4
tons of a female orca. Now also to be taken into account is that
Orcinus orca
has a very massive skeleton. Giant salamanders have relatively light,
cartilaginous skeletons, and we must expect the same to be true of a
species in Loch Ness. Halving the top mass of a female orca twice (once
for overall build and once for lower bone density) I would estimate
we're looking at large specimens of Nessie reaching no more than one ton, with
typical adults perhaps only three quarters of that.
(With
a working body mass in mind, it is rather irresistible not to take a
small digression from morphology into population estimates. One of the
most recent estimates of the mass of available prey in Loch Ness was 177
tons calculated by Roland Watson
here. Thomas Mehner in his 2009 paper "
A study of 66 European lakes"
found the median predator-to-prey biomass ratio to be 0.321 (ranging
from a low of 0.061 to a high of 1.384), suggesting that the biomass of
piscivorous lake populations is on average one third that of
the mass of available prey. Using this median value, and
assuming
a metabolic requirement equivalent to that of these carnivorous fish,
there
is enough food in Loch Ness to support a maximum population of 76
three-quarter-ton predators (177 tons of fish times 0.321, divided by
0.75 tons per predator).
Not being taken into
account here is that salamanders can have the lowest metabolisms of any tetrapods (the
Siberian salamander
being the most extreme case, as it can have an effective metabolic rate
of virtually zero while being frozen for years at a time).
Andrias japonicus,
the Japanese Giant Salamander, can go for weeks without eating.
Therefore Mehner's median ratio may not be the applicable number here,
in which case the maximum population estimate of 76 is to be taken as
highly conservative. Applying the
top ratio Mehner obtained
yields a maximum population as large as 327 three-quarter-ton predators
in Loch
Ness. Assuming this is the correct body mass, the true population of
Loch Ness Giant Salamanders no doubt falls somewhere between these
extreme estimates of 76 and 327 (the average here being 202). The
lowest number may be somewhat problematic for a permanently resident,
healthy, viable breeding group, but again this is based on the
conservative assumption metabolism is as high as Mehner's median value.
If true metabolic data revealed a species with lower feeding
requirements than an average predatory fish, then the lid would be off
the 76 animal maximum. Keep in mind that even if the available prey
estimated above were
halved, Mehner's top ratio would still allow for as many as 163 predators of three-quarter-ton size.)
HUMPS
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Humps are the most frequently sighted and reported
feature. Sometimes stationary, sometimes slow moving, and on rare
occasions reported to be moving at great speed. Short spurts are one
thing, but aquatic animals do not normally move at great speed with
their backs above water for any significant amount of time. This latter
behavior wastes far more energy than swimming below the surface, and
simply put no animal ever does this on a normal basis. One could still
debate however what Nessie herself considers "fast" or "significant
time", as these are relative terms. But humps, if continuously well
above water, and reported to be moving at great speed for extended
periods of time, do not appear likely to have anything to do with
aquatic animals.
The most classic and oft reported
sightings are of single humps presenting the appearance of an upturned
boat, especially when the hump is viewed end-on. If the animal is
triangular in cross section, as I've depicted in my head-on
illustration, that's easy enough to understand. More consideration must
go into accounting for the fact these up-turned boat sightings come in
two distinct forms: smooth, and ridged. Because
the tail's dorsal fin extends partway up the back, this would result in
a slightly serrated line running up the middle when the hump is viewed
from behind.
But when viewed from the front, this ridge would not be visible and the
hump would present a smooth appearance. This accounts for both ridged
hump and smooth hump sightings.
But along with our
single hump sightings there are substantial occurrences of multiple
humps, often more than two but rarely more than four. The numbers even
vary over the course of a single sighting and, probably most problematic
of all, pairs of humps have been seen to merge into one single, longer
hump. Do we have a vertically undulating, multi-coiled sea-serpent
after all, or an aquatic Bactrian camel? Actually the independent
horizontal motion in many such sightings, along with the evidence of the
Gray Photo, tell us it's not unusual for the members of our elusive
species to travel in pairs. That certainly accounts for some such
sightings. Actually though the morphology of salamanders, as Mackal
pointed out in 1976, makes them an ideal fit for explaining any number
of the multi-humped sighting aspects, and that's only with invoking the
tail and caudal fin.
The top of the head, being two
feet thick from top to bottom and as much as three feet long (see my
diagram), easily provides another hump for multi-hump sightings. The
small eyes could easily be overlooked at the range of most sightings,
and could even remain submerged with the top of the head still
protruding a foot above waterline. The tail (or more precisely the tail
fin) seen breaking the water in profile easily provides the appearance
of another hump, or hump
s. If the dorsal caudal fin sags in the
middle, it can provide a view of what would appear to be two humps by
itself. Thus even a single giant salamander seen breaking the surface
in profile can account for sightings of up to
four humps. The
number of humps perceived can even vary during the course of the
sighting because of the flexible behavior of the caudal fin. The tail
fin can also lie flat, causing a perceived hump or pair of humps to
disappear while those caused by the back and head remain visible. Even
to all this we may add that, while salamanders are built to flex and
swim horizontally (unlike mammals which flex ventral-dorsally) they
still have quite a degree of vertical "bendiness" to their spines. The
cartilaginous skeletons of aquatic salamanders no doubt make this
possible. They sometimes float with backs arched, and sometimes with
spines almost horizontal to the waterline. This not only accounts for
the occasional acuteness noted in Nessie's dorsal hump, it also explains
how the contour of that hump can change right before the witnesses eyes
into one longer, straighter dorsal line.
Hump sightings are also our main source of reports for the
coloration and
texture
of Nessie's integument. The most common color reported is black to
dark grey, followed by reddish brown and more rarely an olive or khaki
green. All of these colors occur in salamanders in general, and are not
always species dependent. When any part of the underside is noted, it
usually seems to be a lighter shade of the dorsal color, or even white.
The skin texture is often compared to that of an elephant. Some have
described it as smooth, while others wrinkled. As Tim Dinsdale pointed
out, rough skin can look smooth when wet and shiny and seen at a
distance, but smooth skin always appears smooth at any distance whether
it's wet or dry, leaving us with the inescapable conclusion Nessie has a
rough hide. Wrinkled skin is most consistent with the giant
salamanders among the
Cryptobranchidae, as is the most frequently
mentioned color of black. These giant salamanders are dependent on
dermal respiration, and the wrinkling provides greater surface area for
the absorption of oxygen. Sometimes Nessie's skin is reported to be
very glossy or reflective, even slimy, either overall or in part. In
the Gray Photo we see how much more reflective the wet areas are,
consistent with the landing areas of the water being thrashed up.
Salamanders are of course well know for their shiny dermal secretions, a
defense mechanism brought on by stress or excitement, which can give
them both a slimy appearance and a smoother looking dermal texture even
when they are quite wrinkled. The
range of observed skin colors and textures is most easily accounted for by
Amphibia, but becomes a serious problem if we try considering candidates
other than giant salamanders to be behind the mystery in Loch Ness.
Humps also occur, albeit
quite rarely,
in the presence of another
visible structure, a lengthy six foot protrusion we'll get to shortly.
When I say "quite rarely" I imagine many readers might be surprised by
that and hasten to disagree. But in rereading all 251 sightings Mackal
(1976) employed as data, and of these eyewitness accounts looking at all
in which both hump
and long appendage features are reported, an almost invariable pattern emerges:
the hump submerges when the neck-like appendage comes up, or the neck-like appendage submerges
when the hump comes up. The appearance of both parts
simultaneously above water is
extremely
rare. Yes, one can find exceptions to this, such as the group sighting
by the four ladies in September 1933 in which two humps were observed
behind an almost vertical, frilled neck-like object. A few exceptions
are readily enough accounted for by the infrequent but recognized
occurrences of
two of the animals in close proximity to each
other, a circumstance which might easily have gone unnoticed during this
September 1933 sighting because it was made from a distance of 1,000
yards. In any event this pattern of alternated rather than simultaneous
views of the "neck" and humps holds for the vast majority of sightings
that include any mention of a neck-like appendage. This makes it very
safe to say this appendage cannot flex vertically at an acute angle to
the spine, an anatomical detail to be kept in mind. The consistent
submergence of the hump
before this long appendage rises above
water tells us we are not dealing with a vertically flexible structure,
in this regard perfectly consistent with the
laterally flexing tail of a giant salamander.
APPENDAGES (from surface observations)
Our knowledge of Nessie's limbs based on accounts of surface
sightings
is minimal to say the least, and has long been a mystery within a
mystery. Flipper shaped appendages have been reported in less than 2%
of surface sightings, usually just one pair at the end of the animal the
witnesses took to be the front. Alexander MacDonald reported his
"great salamander" approached him by means of paddling with two short
limbs. Over the ages eyewitnesses have also reported
hoof shaped
appendages on Nessie, perhaps harkening back to the Water Horse
tradition. My own amateur attempts to sketch flippers often
come out looking more like hooves than fins, as the outlines of both seen in silhouette are actually similar.
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A webbed
foot. From left to right: (1) open or fanned, (2) contracted or in
profile, or (3) seen in shadow or silhouette. The latter could easily
be taken for a flipper (and even bears some resemblance to a hoof in
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Much
more frequently reported than flipper or paddle sightings
per se are hump
sightings
accompanied by splashing on either side. Obviously our
mysterious beast comes equipped with some bilateral organs or appendages
with which to do the splashing, and flippers or webbed feet are the
natural explanations. But which is it, or is it both? Flippers or fins
can be accounted for by fish, including eels, but only an aquatic
tetrapod can account for both those and/or webbed feet. The trouble
with
surface sightings is that the parts that normally stay below the
waterline will seldom be observed. Hugh Gray didn't even notice the
appendages during his famous sighting, yet his photograph shows a
posterior water spray with the blurred after-image of a flipper-like
object in the
pelvic region and, better yet, the upper part of an anterior
limb
meeting the body above water, just behind the head of the nearer
animal. An observer can easily miss the limbs even when the camera
captures them, as it did on this singular occasion.
There is however more data about our creature's limbs to be gleaned from another and much more telling source:
land sightings. These are a category unto themselves and are covered at the end of this article.
THE HEAD, MOUTH and EYES
Over
and over through the years, we have heard of "the head which could
not be distinguished from the neck and merely looked like a continuation
of it" (Witchell, 1975). What is labeled to be the tiny head, this
undifferentiated tip of the long serpentine appendage in these
particular sightings, rarely shows any visible details, much less
details specific to heads such as eyes or a mouth. This begins to beg
the question, are these really heads in the first place? Perhaps an
answer lies in the way this tip moves. Others have noted, and Tim
Dinsdale once observed "On several occasions the head has been seen to
turn rapidly from side to side 'as quick as a hen' or to shake itself
vigorously, giving the appearance of acute awareness both of sight and
sound" (
Loch Ness Monster, Routledge & Kegan Paul, London,
1961). I fear a certain amount of anthropomorphism may be at work
here. And keen eyesight is highly unlikely in a benthic animal from
deep, dark waters -- quite the opposite. My contention is the tiny
"head" that moves rapidly side to side on the end of the serpentine
"neck" has to be the tip of the tail flapping, flopping, and curling:
Along with this "head" motion come reports of rapid undulations of the attached "neck". But necks don't normally undulate in
any
species. Tails undulate, and the tentacles of cephalopods undulate,
but necks as a rule do not. If Nessie is any form of tetrapod, the only
conclusion can be that this type of head-neck sighting actually
represents the
tail.
There are a couple of
curious details that do get sighted with some regularity in these small
head-long neck cases, one being what appears to be a mane starting at
varying distances below the "head", sometimes on the dorsal side,
sometimes on the ventral side, sometimes on both; I shall venture an
explanation for that in the next section, covering the structure of the
tail.
And the most curious detail of all perhaps, a
pair of stalks or knobbed horns such as observed by area resident Mrs.
Greta Finlay during her famous sighting of August 1952, but occasionally
mentioned by others as well. That Mrs. Finlay and her young son had
one of the closest encounters ever with our unusual beastie is hard to
doubt. She estimated she could have hit it with a pebble, and her son
was so terrified by the look and proximity of the animal that he put
away the new fishing pole he'd gotten that day and avoided the water's
edge ever after; Tim Dinsdale reported the fishing rod was still
untouched in the Finlay attic when he interviewed Greta eight years
later. The Finlay caravan had been parked near the water at a point
where it shelves very rapidly to a depth of 100 feet, which would permit
a large animal to swim in quite close to the shingle; but Greta only
reported the visible animal to be 15 feet long, small by Nessie
standards, so the terror elicited in this case sounds more based on
nearness and
details
of the creatures appearance. And yet Greta Finlay, who arguably has
had the closest look during any tiny-head/long-neck sighting of the
creature (perhaps 20 yards away in broad daylight), could see neither
eyes nor mouth on what she took to be the head, even though her
testimony implies she studied the "head" intently; Tim Dinsdale
confirmed this was her observation during his interview with her. To my
mind, no eyes and no mouth once again equates to no head here! Yet she
did see the curious detail of the knob-ended stalks. Perhaps, as I
suspect, someone else making the
same sighting from a greater distance, and end-on, could mistake the knobs
for eyes
and report a "definite" head to further confusticate the tail/neck
issue. Fortunately for us trying to get to the structural details,
Great Finlay didn't make such a mistake. (If there are indeed a pair of
bumps on the tail tip, we need look no further to account for the
miniscule number of times eyes
have been reported on a small head
atop a swan-like neck, such as the May 1943 Farrel sighting.) I've had
reason to refrain from including these rarely seen and highly
mysterious protrusions in my working morphology for now, but will come
back to them. The point for the moment is that once again, due to the
absence of mouth or eyes, we are looking not at a head-neck but at a
tail and its curled over tip.
Now we come to the one
great inconsistency in eyewitness testimony regarding the Loch Ness
animal. There are a number of reports of
very large heads.
Reported as flattened, or sometimes triangular, and often dog-like or
sheep-like, but without ears. Heads estimated to be 2 to 5 feet long,
and 12 to 18 inches wide! In these sightings the head is set low in the
water and no long, serpentine necks are mentioned. A hump is sometimes
seen
close behind the head; clearly a short-necked animal. Well
we'd hardly expect a long, thin neck to support so large a head in the
first place! One Mr. H. L. Cockrell came very close to getting us a
photo of the very large head he saw protruding from the water, from his
kayak in 1958, but snapped the shutter just a little late; we are left
with a hump photo instead, and what may be just the top of the head
submerging a few feet to the right of the hump. (As both hump and head
are creating wakes in this photo, I'm not inclined to accept the idea
Cockrell photographed a floating stick, after first hallucinating a head
raised in the same spot. Here I agree with Dinsdale: Mr. Cockrell
probably had one of the most dangerous encounters with
An Niseag since St. Columba's time.)
Based
on these observations, and consistent with my interpretation of the
Gray Photo, I've chosen the following dimensions for the head of my 25
foot virtual type specimen depicted at the start of this article: 3
feet long, 2 feet thick, and 2.5 feet wide at the widest point, tapering
to about 18 inches wide at the blunt snout. A short, thick neck of 1
foot in length and 2 feet in thickness joins the head to the body
immediately before the anterior limbs. As the head and neck are the
same dimensions viewed laterally and not well differentiated from each
other seen from the side, they could be taken together as a 4 foot long
head. This makes the head/neck region of the Loch Ness Giant
Salamander 16% of these animals' total length.
Furthermore,
we get slightly more head-related detail in the large head sightings,
although not always consistent: no eyes visible, small eyes seen, large
eyes, round eyes, elliptical eyes, and slitted eyes. Actually the
shape of the eyes
should vary by the viewers' perspectives. In
the Chinese Giant Salamander the eyes are small, rounded, lidless, and
in a dorso-lateral position that makes them difficult to spot when seen
head-on, or slit-like when viewed from above. They would best be viewed
laterally, from which perspective they do appear round; and that's also
exactly what we have with the eye visible on the head in the Gray
Photo.
Perhaps the best look at (and into) Nessie's
mouth was the A. H. Palmer sighting of 1933, an unusually long sighting
of a large, flattened head protruding from the water, mouth opening and
closing rhythmically for 30 minutes. This latter "air gulping" behavior
is witnessed in all amphibians at some point, but most famously in
frogs. Palmer's view was head-on to the animal from only 100 yards
away. He estimated the mouth was 12 to 18 inches wide, opening as far
as 6 inches, and observed that the interior was
red. The latter detail is certainly an exceptional one to be reported. Here we have a rather intimidating headshot of China's
A. davidianus for comparison:
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This would be the last view of A. davidianus
as eye-witnessed by many a fish. Note the left eye can barely be made
out if you look hard, about 3 inches above the mouth and 4 inches from
the side. The forced perspective belies the fact this is a 5 to 6 foot
specimen. Coincidentally, the tail is lying in a rather suggestive,
neck-like pose. |
There is one other detail to the Palmer
sighting that again can only be called most curious. Palmer reported
short antenna, or horn like projections on either side of the head!
Here we have stalks of some kind mentioned
again, but on a large, salamander-like head. No knobs this time, as with the similar structures reported on the tiny-headed (read
tail-tip) sighting of Greta Finlay. Clearly, we don't have Nessie's with both miniscule heads on long thin necks,
and
huge heads on short thick necks. Nor should we reasonably postulate a
second unidentified species in Loch Ness on so small a basis. Do we
have something like elongated sensory tubercles on
both the head and tail? Perhaps not impossible. The known species of giant salamanders are replete with
short,
you could even say knob-like tubercles almost everywhere (more so the
Japanese species than in the other two), but never elongated ones. In
the Loch Ness Giant Salamander, the distance from the tip of the tail to
the brain is some four times greater than it is in the Chinese Giant
Salamander, so perhaps some larger, more developed sensory tubercles had
to evolve to keep pace with the increasing distance to the brain. That
might account for larger knobs on the tail tip, but doesn't help at all
to explain stalks or horns on the (large) head at the front end of the
animal. Herein lies a mystery I'll return to in my future article on
taxonomy,
as I suspect the potential classification of the species may literally
hinge on the true nature of these enigmatic little head stalks.
THE TAIL'S TALE (or, The Story Of The Headless Neck That Never Was)
At
one-third of the overall length of our animal, a whopping 8 feet long
in typical specimens, the tail of the Loch Ness Giant Salamander is a
marvelous structure. So too are the tails of all salamanders, but those
of aquatic salamanders, whether they be in the advanced order of
Salamandroidea or in the primitive order of
Cryptobranchoidea,
are remarkably muscled limbs of rapid propulsion. While speed
estimates from surface sightings are highly subjective, we know from the Tucker sonar studies I mentioned in an earlier article
that 20 foot specimens can manage at least 17mph below water, with an
incredible diving rate of 5mph (this is faster than fish, with their
open swim bladders, are capable of doing -- this diving speed is one of
the reasons fish can be ruled out in establishing Nessie's identity).
(In all fairness it should be pointed out that there are other
interpretations of the Birmingham University sonar data. Specifically
that during
some of the most pertinent readings, the thermocline was at its most
reflective, and a surface craft had indeed passed through the area, the
wake of which could have caused some spurious sonar reflections.)
Although rarely spotted
and identified as the tail in most surface sightings, there seems to be universal agreement among eyewitnesses that when it
is
recognized, the tail is quite long, laterally flattened, blunt ended,
and moves with rapid sinusoidal undulations. That is an exacting
description of an aquatic salamander tail, and the way in which it moves
to provide rapid propulsion.
Also noted in some
tail-specific sightings are the presence of a caudal fin, and the sudden
widening of the tail where it meets the body. This widening at the
base, it should be noted, is also attributed to the supposed neck in
long-neck sightings. More interesting however is that caudal fin, a
structural trait present to one degree or another in all neotenous
aquatic salamanders. They appear to be key to efficient undulatory
swimming above certain speeds in open water (see Korsmeyer, Steffensen,
and Herskin, 2002,
"Energetics of median and paired fin swimming, body and caudal fin swimming").
It seems wherever Nessie may have started its evolution, it came
pre-adapted to swim like a torpedo when it got into the wide open waters
of Loch Ness.
A caudal fin often collapses or folds
down out of water, so there is nothing remarkable in that it goes unseen
in most sightings of the tail above water. The dorsal caudal fin in
the Loch Ness Giant Salamander has been noted to
not extend all
the way to the tip of the tail, and we seem to have corroboration of
this in the Gray Photo. This is different than in the
Crytobranchidae,
in which the ventral and dorsal caudal fins extend all the way to the
tip and actually appear to meet, and also different from the caudul fins
of eels. Whether Nessie does or doesn't have a ventral caudal fin has
not been determined, although I suspect one is present and have
indicated such in my diagram. There are however wide variations in the
tail fins of aquatic salamanders even within species, so neither outcome
would be surprising. But of interest for entirely different reasons,
the location of this caudal fin that stops short of extending all the
way to the tip coincides with the reported location of a fin, frill, or
mane
below the "head", on the back of the "neck" where it meets the suddenly
widening body in several of the long-necked animal sighting reports.
This is not coincidence.
Now we come to it. The
"trouble" with a giant salamander in Loch Ness, and with a short-necked
model of Nessie is that this "new" morphology cannot be reconciled with
sightings of an animal with a tiny, almost indistinguishable head
perched atop a long serpentine neck. (It seems widely assumed there
have been many such long-neck sightings, when in reality my manual
tabulation of the Mackal data reveals only 15% of surface sightings fall
unequivocally into this category, with another 3.3% open to
interpretation. More current statistics would be welcome, but for now
it appears witnesses at Loch Ness have only claimed to see long necks
15% of the time, and claimed to have seen heads of any kind attached to
them in even fewer cases!) Must we contrive a long-necked animal to
explain these sightings? I've been dropping clues to the contrary
throughout this article, but lastly it is these characteristics of the
tail, presented here, that should end all argument (although I am not so
naive as to believe the argument will ever go away, not even if we
catch a Loch Ness Giant Salamander to keep on public display.) It's
actually far easier to reconcile the morphology of a giant salamander
with the actual
sightings than it is to reconcile it with cultural
tradition,
even a tradition that didn't truly emerge until the 20th century. It's
likely far more people adamantly believe Nessie has a long neck and
tiny head than there are people who have ever seen
any part of the animal in question.
In part, people report or
think they see what they expect to see, and the plesiosaur theory has
become deeply engrained in public consciousness since the 1930's.
Dinosaurs were a new revelation to late Victorian culture, and
every early discovery was treated as hot news to be seized upon by the
press. The enduring popularity of such period books as Verne's
Journey
to the Center of the Earth, Doyle's
Lost World, and the early motion picture
King Kong remind us that only eighty years ago modern society became
enamored with giant, prehistoric animals for the first time, and the tantalizing notion
that somewhere, somehow, a few of them might have survived. And
Darwin's
Origin of Species had everyone talking and thinking about human
evolution. Every cryptic, legendary or mythological animal from the
dragon to the yeti was suddenly a candidate standing in for some
longed-for prehistoric remnant species. Which might be to say, a
longed-for component of mankind's rapidly fading past. Perhaps the
psychological component to all this came about because Europe was
running out of unexplored territory and undiscovered animals on the rest of the continents, or so it thought. North
America was settled, and the British Empire had colonies and outposts
everywhere from India to Africa. The telegraph and radio were shrinking
the world at an alarming rate. The notion that the long-known but
mysterious and unidentified animals living in one Scottish lake had to
be dinosaurs was just one of many reactionary responses to the "future
shock" unsettling post-Victorian thinking. Ironically it was
conveniently overlooked that plesiosaurs weren't technically dinosaurs
in the first place, but that was merely splitting hairs.
And
then came the Surgeon's Photo. The most iconic and popular picture to
ever come out of Loch Ness. But not necessarily iconic because it was
greatly definitive or detailed or all that good a picture, or even authentic, but because
it
fulfilled human expectations. There for all the world to see swam
the plesiosaur, in swan-like, noble repose. Just what the world
wanted. There's a bit more irony in that we now know the vertebrae of
plesiosaurs a bit better, and they couldn't actually bend their necks
back and tilt their heads in that manner, but that's just one more thing
conveniently overlooked by proponents of a long-necked, marine reptile
explanation for the unusual animal in Loch Ness.
Earlier I stated my belief that any authentic sighting of Nessie in which a long
neck was spotted must have been a misidentification of the tail as
the neck. The case has been made before that some
of the long serpentine neck sightings could just as well be sightings of
the tail. Roy Mackal made the point that most eyewitnesses viewed what
they reported seeing from such great distances, there was no objective
basis for categorizing them into either neck or tail sightings; he
treated such sightings as equivalent data for statistical purposes, and
combined them in the same column for the extensive Surface Sightings
spreadsheet he created (
The Monsters of Loch Ness, Swallow Press,
1976, Appendix A, Table 1). Mackal and C. S. Wellek, who did the
illustrations for Mackal's first book, seem to have hedged their bets on
the neck issue; their drawings of the hypothetical amphibian on page
215 depict a creature with a head-neck region some 20% of overall
length, midway between the long thin neck of a plesiosaur-shaped animal
and the shorter and thicker one of a salamander. I was always curiously
dissatisfied with these beautiful illustrations, as the neck
interpretation looked unnaturally pushed and pulled between conflicting
data like some piece of taffy. Mackal was indeed onto something though
in considering the sightings of
long serpentine structures just as likely to be tails as they were to be
necks.
As discussed in the earlier section on humps,
simultaneous
appearances of a hump and a long, neck-like appendage are actually very
rare, but can still be readily enough accounted for by the tail of a
short-necked animal protruding above the water:
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More often however, if a hump is above water and the animal pitches forward, the tail emerges as the hump
submerges,
the tail twisting or rolling a bit towards the tip because it's natural
flexure is lateral. This fold or bend near the tip creates the
illusion of a small head, leading observers to believe a tail is a neck.
Nearly the rarest sighting reports of them all are those that describe both a long neck
and a long tail witnessed together.
This kind of report is even rarer than reports of two animals observed at once. Needless to say then, there
must be cases of two animals showing visible parts at once that are not
recognized
as more than one animal, owing to distance, lighting, and point of
view. These latter cases account for the few combined
neck and tail reports readily enough. Two animals can show us two tails
at once. Witnesses unaware they are watching two animals, and
expecting to see a long neck, would undoubtedly attribute one long
appendage to the neck and the other long appendage to the tail during
any of the rare occasions two tails were visible at once:
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Having established that the tail is
mistaken for the neck in all of the long-necked sightings also means
that, historically, we have had a greater number of tail sightings
than previously realized, and hence a slightly greater opportunity to
collect rare details about this part of the animal even though we didn't
realize it when the original data was reported. It is therefore time
to re-sift all of the long neck sighting data we have through the filter
of new knowledge, to see if there are tidbits of old information we can
now recognize. This is a project unto itself, and left for another
day. But here is one example worth an immediate digression. And a test
of any new theory is to see if it sheds light on
any old, but highly anomalous data. If a piece of the puzzle that
wouldn't otherwise fit
suddenly begins to fit, it's a good sign the theory is on the right
track.
Qualifying as both a unique and a previously inexplicable description
of a "monster" in Loch Ness, we have a quote from a letter by Highland
historian David Murray Rose referring to how the Loch Ness locals
described their 'water-horse' in the mid-17th century. The discovery
of this Rose letter, from which I'll quote just a snippet below, was
made by
Roland Watson and is discussed more thoroughly in his book (
The Water Horses of Loch Ness, CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2011, pages 68 to 77).
To
quote Rose: "Old people said it was a 'water-horse' or 'water-kelpie',
because it had a head that looked like a cross between a horse and a
camel,
but its mouth was in its throat (italics mine)."
Some
strange observations have come out of Loch Ness, but as far as I
know this is the only mention of an animal with its mouth in its
throat or neck! One could hypothesize someone had tried to decapitate
Nessie with a broadsword, and she'd escaped with only a gash in her
neck, but that would be reaching. That this locating of the mouth in
the throat is attributed to prevailing opinion of the time rather than a
single sighting may imply this feature was observed more than once
during
this period. Such a weird piece of data, and so old, it surely must
belong to some
entirely different puzzle, so we can safely throw it away as having
nothing to do with Nessie or our Loch Ness Giant Salamander. Or, could
it?
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A salamander's cloaca |
While not usually glimpsed from above, there is a
cloaca
at the ventral base of every salamanders' tail.
It can be more pronounced in some specimens than others, and it can be
much more pronounced at breeding season than at other times, but it is
always
there, and as the picture illustrates it can look very mouth-like.
Now all amphibians have cloaca (as
do all reptiles, birds, monotremes, and certain fish). Any time an aquatic salamander were
to lift its the tail above water, there is a chance, however slight, to
glimpse this posterior orifice. Being on the underside it would almost always go
overlooked, unless of course the animal was listing to one side, or
rolling. A few modern observers have reported rolling, but never during
sightings that were close enough to note anatomical details
usually hidden below the waterline, other than the lighter color of the underside. Even the limbs, which we know are
present in at least one pair if not two, have never been reported during
one of these rolls. Suppose during the mid-17th century someone
luckily observed a roll from closer range, or witnessed a floating specimen
listing to one side, thereby exposing its cloaca to observation? We can safely assume that
if the tail is mistaken for the neck in modern sightings, the same error
has gone on in the past. In that case, observers who glimpsed
the orifice at the base of what they assumed to be the neck would have no other way to
relate what they'd seen except to say "
but its mouth was in its throat". Changing the identification of the "neck" to the tail, we have an elegant explanation for what was actually reported.
WHAT SURFACE MOTION SAYS ABOUT MORPHOLOGY
If, as I assert, the long appendage when viewed above water is
always the tail, and as the tail is presumably the principle means of the animals' propulsion, then we must account for the apparent
motions of specimens during the course of such sightings.
First,
we have established so far that surface sightings alone tell us there
must be at least two, and possibly four limbs with which the animal can
paddle, and that they can raise a considerable disturbance in the water
tells us they are not completely ineffectual. Secondly, in rereading
the remarks to all 251 sightings recorded in Mackal's 1976 table of
eyewitness observations, cross-checking neck/tail sightings against any
reported movement, something quite telling emerged: in all but
six
cases, the animal was reported to be stationary or moving slowly while
the neck/tail appendage was above water. In two of these six cases, the
speed of the animal was reported as "fair" or "moderate", leaving only
four
cases where the object was reported to be moving fast or at speed with
the "neck" above water (cases I'll come back to in just a few
paragraphs). By contrast, there are plenty of accounts of Nessie making
speed, just below the water or with only a hump or dorsal edge breaking
the surface. Sonar has shown the animals making speed at depth. Why
can't Nessie make any speed when her neck is above water? Because that
isn't the neck at all, it's her primary form of propulsion, the
tail.
When surface motion is both slow and in the direction
opposite
that in which the tail is tilted we can naturally visualize the animal
beneath the water is paddling forward (the animal on the left in the
diagram below). But in these cases, if the observer believed the tail
was actually a neck, wouldn't they report they saw Nessie swimming
backwards? That doesn't seem to be mentioned in any of the accounts.
Very often though what we do hear a comparison of the supposed "neck" to
a telegraph pole, completely or nearly vertical; that may be true, or
it may be the effect of the angle of observation; the closer to vertical
the "neck"
appears to be, the less possible it becomes to judge
if there's any tilt in the direction of travel. Add to this that most
surface sightings are at too great a distance to even distinguish
whether the appendage seen is a neck or tail, along with the fact the
observer usually has no objective basis for knowing which way the
submerged body is facing, and the direction in which the tail is tilted
actually becomes guesswork. If slow or minor motion
is observed,
anyone with the preconceived notion the visible appendage is the neck
might think they see a tilt in the direction of movement even where no
such pitching exists. The tip of the tail folded down or curled to a
horizontal position, being taken for the head, may also be taken as a
pointer for direction of movement, even when no movement is actually
occurring.
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Watching,
waiting, and keeping pace... Slow movement to adjust position is
possible with the paddling action of limbs alone, regardless of
inclination of the tail when exposed above water. Such motion is
entirely consistent with the little if any movement reported in the
overwhelming majority of head-neck sightings |
Now consider the opposite case. Motion appears to be slow and in the
same
direction as the "neck" is tilted (animal on the right in the above
diagram). Here it appears the animal is moving in the same direction
the "neck" is pitched. No one would report backwards swimming now, as
they are seeing what they expect forward motion to look like. And yet,
being an aquatic animal, there is no basis for assuming which way the
sub-surface appendages are moving. In this case movement in the same
direction as the tail is tilting requires the animal to paddle
backwards! Now is that reasonable? Well, not being aquatic animals
ourselves, we're more used to land animals like dogs and sheep, horses
and cows, normally walking in just
one direction: forward! What
must be remembered here is that an aquatic animal, used to
three-dimensional movement at will, can paddle forwards, backwards, or
in circles to its heart's content. Any fish or giant salamander,
regardless which way it's long axis is pointing, can back up whenever it
wants or has reason. The vertical tilt of the tail, which is going
unused for propulsion when it's above water, is actually irrelevant to
the direction of movement in all these cases.
Consider: what type of behavior might we be witnessing when the Loch Ness
Giant Salamander floats nearly motionless, near or on the surface, tail
up and head down, perhaps making slow adjustments in
position with only slight motions of its limbs? Head
down is
probably the significant clue. The tail isn't being deliberately lifted
above water for any purpose at all; rather, the entire body is canted
at an angle to keep the
head pointing downwards, and it is merely
coincidental the animal has reason to be at the surface in the first
place. (Recall in the first part of this article we established
definitively that any visible hump almost always submerges when the long
appendage rises above water, and that this
tail almost always submerges before a hump rises above water; the animal is actually adjusting its entire pitch.)
The
reason for striking such a pose and calmly holding its attitude
for many minutes, is consistent with the
behavior of known giant salamanders freezing as their prey swim
near. While the river species live in shallow waters and lie in wait
on the bottom for passing fish, momentarily freezing when one is near
the mouth to allow it to blunder into striking range, a giant salamander
adapted to deep water would have to float near the surface or just
above the littoral shelves (which brings it near the surface) to be near
its food supply. Fishermen traditionally hold that dawn is the best
time of day for fishing, as fish rise to feed as the encroaching
daylight begins to warm the surface. Fishermen apparently are not the
only species aware of this advantageous timing, not if you will recall
that the majority of all sightings of the unidentified species in Loch
Ness occur in the earliest hours of daylight, with between 80% and 85%
of reported sightings falling between sunrise and 9:30 am (Dinsdale,
1961).
At first it might seem
counter-intuitive that the Loch Ness Giant Salamander would hold its
main form of propulsion perfectly still while feeding, whether the tail
is below water or protruding above (temporarily depriving it of any
high speed maneuvering). But the known species of giant salamanders do
not
chase their prey, which would be far too costly in terms of
energy expenditure. They float rather passively among their prey, or
just above or
below, and employ a method of vacuum feeding. When a fish passes close
enough to the front or side of their large, wide mouths, they snap their
jaws open so rapidly that the prey is sucked into the sudden vacuum
created in the empty space between
the jaws, and then they snap their mouths shut again so quickly that the
fish
literally seems to vanish into nothing. The other nearby fish don't
even seem to notice the sudden "evaporation" of their comrade, and
neither panic nor flee. The salamander hasn't had to move a muscle or
expend any energy other than the single snap of its elastic jaws, and
the
next victim remains in close range, as calm as if it was
swimming near a log. (Some excellent footage of a Japanese Giant
Salamander,
Andrias japonicus feeding can be found in the documentary series
Planet Earth.) The main difference here between the known species of
Cryptobranchidae and our Loch Ness Giant Salamander is that the known species have no great depth to hover over.
The final stumbling block to my proposal that the appendage above water is
never
a long neck may at first appear daunting, but is actually the case that
cements the argument. What of those mere four sightings (out of 251)
that I mentioned earlier, where the animal, long neck-like appendage
clearly above water, appears to swim
at great and/or sustained speed?
These exceptions are so few, it is tempting to cherry-pick around them
rather than let them upset my working morphology. (Unfortunately, by
extension of this logic we could almost ignore all long head-neck
sightings, as they comprise as little as 15% of the 251 overall
sightings referenced here in the first place.) How to account for the
animal swimming at its highest speed if that "neck" held high is really
the tail, which needs to be beneath the surface to propel it?
In
fact these remaining head-neck sightings of Nessie moving at speed pose
no trouble at all, for a quite simple reason: aquatic animals
never
swim at sustained speed with a substantial part of their bodies above
the surface and adding drag. None of them. Period. The
hydrodynamics of sustained surface swimming are energy-prohibitive due to wave resistance, or "surface tension" if you will. It costs an animal 5 times
less
energy to make speed when it is entirely below the surface. And in the
animal kingdom, calories equal food, food equals survival, and it is
survival that dictates behavior.
Therefore any reported sighting of a neck-like object above water, and sustaining high speed, could
not be the neck of the animal, or any animal, because it couldn't be an animal in the first place. Yes,
short
bursts of a couple seconds may be accounted for by flipper or paddle
action alone, leaving the tail free to be the part seen above water.
But
no animal, even if it had both a long neck and a long tail,
would ever swim at sustained speed with that neck held above water. We
can also be sure plesiosaurs never swam that way, even if they were
otherwise candidates. That there are only a miniscule number of such
long-neck, high-speed sighting reports (1.59% on Mackal's extensive
list) is actually quite a good thing to know. Any such sightings must
be cases of misidentification of non-living objects (i.e. speedboats),
and it is reassuring to find out such eyewitness mistakes have been
exceedingly rare.
This last hurdle behind us, there is no remaining reason to postulate a long neck for Nessie to explain
any of the surface sightings. All can be accounted for by the appearance of the tail alone.
(In the upcoming Part 3 of this article we will examine:
"What Land Sightings Have Told Us About Morphology")